When you’re in love with someone new, you could already be happy when you wake up. Sending your crush a humorous morning text is sure to brighten their day, whether you’ve gone out a few times or exchanged numbers after matching on Hinge. Sending a morning message, according to Anindita Borgohain, relationship counselor and host of the Breakup BOOST podcast, is also a fantastic approach to start flirting.
“Texting in the morning shows your crush that they’re on your mind, which feels good if they like you,” Anindita tells East News. “It puts you top of their mind at the start of the day.”
As Anindita shares, using humor with a crush can break the ice and help you both feel more comfortable chatting. “People love to laugh, and are attracted to a great sense of humor,” she says. “Plus, you can see if your humor is similar and that’s a great way to grow that bond.”
If you have witty back and forth with this person, testing the waters over text can help you better understand your crush’s sense of humor. And if you need some inspiration, here are funny— but still flirty — morning messages.
1
Do you think my boss will notice if I work from bed?
Try making a cheeky comment about working in bed or lounging around the house. As Leckie says, “Keep it light, fun, and a little flirty. Be positive and maintain good energy.”
2
My trick for getting out of bed is setting my phone on the other side of the room and playing “bachpan ka pyaar” on repeat so I have to get up to turn it off. What’s yours?
Sending a funny message about your morning routine gives them a little insight into your life, and asking about theirs moves the conversation forward.
3. 
My roommate always uses all the hot water. Thinking I turn the plumbing off the next time she’s in the shower?
There’s no bonding like bonding over a bad roommate. If they always eat your oatmeal or use all your face wash, share it with your crush to spark a conversation.
4
Can I eat cake for breakfast? That’s like a pastry right?
Asking a silly question gets a conversation going and checks your crush’s vibe. “If they are being receptive and engaging, that shows they’re interested,” Leckie says. “If they’re not really responding or being very short, pick up on that.”
5
I may or may not have watched One Tree Hill all night and never actually fell asleep.
Casually sharing what you did the night before is an easy way to say, “So…what did you do last night?
6.
Spilled my entire coffee on myself, so that’s how my morning is going.
If you’re feeling extra spicy, send a selfie for proof.
7.
I thought you texted me while I was in the shower and got excited, but it was just a low balance alert from my bank app.
This lets your crush know you’re happy when they text, but in a low-key and lighthearted way. “Just as in real life, you need to inspire an emotional response from someone to build a connection.
8.
How long would it take you to make a hologram of me so I never need to leave my house?
Asking about your crush’s skills or talents, while giving them a laugh, lets them know you’re paying attention.